Anti-Swan

......Either I've personally given my presence away to you,
or I have no f*cking idea how you got here...

Details.

Hi! Name's Jeremy Dart.
Or is it.....????? :O
Yes it is. Now stop doubting my sincerity! (Fooools...Muahaha...!)

Anyway, as you can see, I've been here on DA for 2 years now, and I still haven't done jack-sh*t with my account. On the contrary, I have even less stuff now than I had back in those years. I used to have genuine shit here, like, two pieces of shit. Don't ask. XD

BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR THAT TO CHANGE! You see, my channel is about to be burdened with GLORIOUS PURPOSE! (It's a reference; You probably don't recognize it, I don't think the movie ever became anything popular)
I've been haunted by my own stories for years now. Visions of worlds I made up myself that won't. ever. stop. BUGGING. ME! So in order to get rid of the great annoyance in my own imagination, I've finally decided to start writing some of my sh*t down, hoping people will read it and say to themselves: "Golly, this must be the second coming of Tolkien or something!"

...I have dreams...

But that's not the only reason! I'm also a very visual person, who wants to see things in front of him in order to fully grasp the sheer awesomeness of all things around. And I find many of the characters in my stories to be SO lovely and BAD-ASS, that I would love to see them in front of me, drawn or animated or whatever!
The only problem being:

I
suck
at
AAAAAAART...

Buuuuut since this site is said to house a decent number of artists (don't ask where I got that idea, just a hunch I guess...), I'm hoping that amongst my many, many soon to be readers (I'm so bloody optimistic! WOOOOOooooh...) there will be a few who'd like to put their artistic skills to the test once more by making fan-art of my story's characters.
Really, that's my only real dream for this project. XD

Sooo yeah, that's my main goal in here. Wish me luck, I guess. ^^
I'm still busy with school as well though. I've got some apparently 'very important tests' coming up. I believe everyone calls them 'finals'. PFFT! How important could they possibly be? It's not like they're practically deciding my future, right? RIIIGHT?

Also, I'm Dutch.
...
Just throwing it out there...

Well, that's it for introductions!
I'm going to take a shower, after which I will lay down on the ground writhing, to know what it's like to spontaniously turn into a fish at a random place.
...
Wanna be my friend? :D